“Never Buy a new car unless you like to drive off cliffs.  Buy a hang glider and you will save money”

“Accept the good with the bad.  It’s not as interesting as the bad, but in someways it’s still good.”

“If your Life passes behind your eyes it’s ok- you’re just dreaming.”

“Winter seems so long and dreary while summer is sunny, happy and short.  Was it the RED pill or the BLUE pill that even’s them out?”

“The best way to concentrate is to add the frozen contents into a pitcher of water and stir until satisfied.”

“When I’m Doing a Back dive I imagine doing a front dive and it all comes back to me.

Splash!”

“When you look into the mirror, what do you see.  A Grand Duke or Dutchess of the Imperial House.  Or a server at the international house of pancakes.”